Joshua recalled the time his eldest child tried to create a fancy champagne glass waterfall - that ended badly for everyone;
"Between me and the kids I owe my wife about 1000 coffee cup/ wine glass but the worse one was when my eldest saw a champagne waterfall on TV and tried to copy it - lost about 20 wine glass that day"
"When I was dating my wife she invited me to her house for dinner. I made coffee in a large coffee plunger and stirred the coffee with a metal spoon, which smashed the glass, pouring coffee everywhere. It was a lovely plunger and cleaning up the coffee grinds wasn't fun. She still married me though."
"I once boarded a plane in a hurry (our flight was delayed and we were rushing) and "tried" to put my overstuffed carry on in the overhead. The long fluorescent lights under the overhead bin soon shattered...much to the dismay of the passengers, attendants, clean up crew, captain....30 min later, boarding continued... :)"